Max Londberg (but many call me Mr. Londberg, which is weird for me) from Hartford, Connecticut
Occupation: Ask and I'll tell ;)
Age: MJ
Height: 5' 9.90"
Weight: 7.5% of 1 ton
Number of Children: Hundred and ten on a bad day. Ninety-five on a good day.
Philosophy: One Love
Drinks: Only during the week
Smokes: People at basketball and pinochle
His Ideal Girl: Likes his hair
Hobbies: Hoppin' in that ride, slippin' past city lights, viewin' the mountainside, home before it's night...you know?
Current Mode of Travel: Bicycle
Favorite Book: Parable of the Talents. Favorite Short Story: Young Archimedes and The Last Question (Tie). Favorite Poem: Sonnet 29. Favorite Play: The Importance of Being Ernest. Favorite Children's Book: Love You Forever. Favorite Letter to the Editor and Response: Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus. Favorite Letter: Nothing Good Gets Away. Favorite Flash Fiction Story: Actually it's one I wrote about a dragon in therapy that made the second round (top 10%) at a pretty nice science fiction publication. After two months of nail-biting, they rejected it (bastards). I submitted another story two hours later. Favorite Word: Ostensible and Frumpy (Tie). Favorite Letter: H
How often would you point out the faults in others?
Every hour. It's my job.
What is your ideal date?
June 6, 2014
Why are you Mr. Right?
Oh crud, did I get on the wrong account? Mr. Right is sixth-grade social studies.
Would you agree that you're surrounded by similarly intelligent people?
No. I'm a man among boys.
Describe your typical workweek.
Okay, um, I know it starts on Monday at about 7:30 in the morning, but then I black out for 128 hours. I can describe my weekend a lot better if you want that?
If there are 30 days in a month, how many days do you have sex? (Actual eHarmony question)
What a question! Do you want, uh, an average? It sure can fluctuate, let me tell you that! One of the biggest factors is if, you know, I'm actually having sex with someone during the month in question. Let's assume, for the sake of the activity, that I am indeed having sex in this hypothetical month.
So there are four months with thirty days: September, April, June, and November. Let's start with June. It can get somewhat muggy in June. Not an ideal month for this question. But then November can get real brisk, yes? April and September are pretty neutral–I guess more fitting for this question. But then again, are you asking me how many days do I have sex in an ideal thirty-day month, or are we talking non-ideal? I'll take the average of ideal and non-ideal and round that to the nearest whole number. Then I'll factor out confounding variables such as birthday visits from family (September), release of stress after state testing (April), and bloating (November). Thus my answer to this very difficult question is now clear:
(27/35 + 55/2)/4 + 7
Do you want an answer for months with thirty-one days?
Your decision to kiss someone in public would depend on what?
The likelihood that one of my kids is in the area. That'd cause a real shitstorm.
I have ___one___ hours per week for romance.
One day I want my kids to accomplish ____going twenty minutes without throwing, hitting, laughing, tapping, complaining, stomping, clapping, griping, standing, tossing, licking, eating, pleading, chiding, passing, whining, moaning, flirting, winking, smiling, dancing, arguing, yelling, slapping, distracting, flapping, wrestling, dribbling, or moping. Oh, almost forgot drooling, spitting, flicking, sleeping, tooting, drumming, skipping, crying, teasing, ignoring, and hugging______.
I love it when people tell me ____that they did their homework ;)___.
When I _____see everybody reading____, I'm happiest.
What are the six things you'd save from your place of work in the event of a fire?
Jane, Kel, Joe, Rob, little Ben and Eve–in that order. They're my favorite students.
How soon is too soon to take a lover to your job?
Wait, is the building still on fire? If not, then I'd say the first ten dates are still too soon. I want her to fall in love with me before she loses all respect by way of viewing my poor penmanship (I actually did make those posters and not a toddler), organization (3,000 papers can fit in one bin), and cleanliness (I enjoy stepping on trash with every step).
Why you?
I have experience with behavior narration, redirection, grapples, counting down, positive reinforcement, do nows, checks for understanding, and scaffolding ;)
Occupation: Ask and I'll tell ;)
Age: MJ
Height: 5' 9.90"
Weight: 7.5% of 1 ton
Number of Children: Hundred and ten on a bad day. Ninety-five on a good day.
Philosophy: One Love
Drinks: Only during the week
Smokes: People at basketball and pinochle
His Ideal Girl: Likes his hair
Hobbies: Hoppin' in that ride, slippin' past city lights, viewin' the mountainside, home before it's night...you know?
Current Mode of Travel: Bicycle
Favorite Book: Parable of the Talents. Favorite Short Story: Young Archimedes and The Last Question (Tie). Favorite Poem: Sonnet 29. Favorite Play: The Importance of Being Ernest. Favorite Children's Book: Love You Forever. Favorite Letter to the Editor and Response: Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus. Favorite Letter: Nothing Good Gets Away. Favorite Flash Fiction Story: Actually it's one I wrote about a dragon in therapy that made the second round (top 10%) at a pretty nice science fiction publication. After two months of nail-biting, they rejected it (bastards). I submitted another story two hours later. Favorite Word: Ostensible and Frumpy (Tie). Favorite Letter: H
How often would you point out the faults in others?
Every hour. It's my job.
What is your ideal date?
June 6, 2014
Why are you Mr. Right?
Oh crud, did I get on the wrong account? Mr. Right is sixth-grade social studies.
Would you agree that you're surrounded by similarly intelligent people?
No. I'm a man among boys.
Describe your typical workweek.
Okay, um, I know it starts on Monday at about 7:30 in the morning, but then I black out for 128 hours. I can describe my weekend a lot better if you want that?
If there are 30 days in a month, how many days do you have sex? (Actual eHarmony question)
What a question! Do you want, uh, an average? It sure can fluctuate, let me tell you that! One of the biggest factors is if, you know, I'm actually having sex with someone during the month in question. Let's assume, for the sake of the activity, that I am indeed having sex in this hypothetical month.
So there are four months with thirty days: September, April, June, and November. Let's start with June. It can get somewhat muggy in June. Not an ideal month for this question. But then November can get real brisk, yes? April and September are pretty neutral–I guess more fitting for this question. But then again, are you asking me how many days do I have sex in an ideal thirty-day month, or are we talking non-ideal? I'll take the average of ideal and non-ideal and round that to the nearest whole number. Then I'll factor out confounding variables such as birthday visits from family (September), release of stress after state testing (April), and bloating (November). Thus my answer to this very difficult question is now clear:
(27/35 + 55/2)/4 + 7
Do you want an answer for months with thirty-one days?
Your decision to kiss someone in public would depend on what?
The likelihood that one of my kids is in the area. That'd cause a real shitstorm.
I have ___one___ hours per week for romance.
One day I want my kids to accomplish ____going twenty minutes without throwing, hitting, laughing, tapping, complaining, stomping, clapping, griping, standing, tossing, licking, eating, pleading, chiding, passing, whining, moaning, flirting, winking, smiling, dancing, arguing, yelling, slapping, distracting, flapping, wrestling, dribbling, or moping. Oh, almost forgot drooling, spitting, flicking, sleeping, tooting, drumming, skipping, crying, teasing, ignoring, and hugging______.
I love it when people tell me ____that they did their homework ;)___.
When I _____see everybody reading____, I'm happiest.
What are the six things you'd save from your place of work in the event of a fire?
Jane, Kel, Joe, Rob, little Ben and Eve–in that order. They're my favorite students.
How soon is too soon to take a lover to your job?
Wait, is the building still on fire? If not, then I'd say the first ten dates are still too soon. I want her to fall in love with me before she loses all respect by way of viewing my poor penmanship (I actually did make those posters and not a toddler), organization (3,000 papers can fit in one bin), and cleanliness (I enjoy stepping on trash with every step).
Why you?
I have experience with behavior narration, redirection, grapples, counting down, positive reinforcement, do nows, checks for understanding, and scaffolding ;)